The Los Angeles Lakers are undoubtedly awesome on the court and if you don’t believe me, just take a look at their list of recent victories. Kobe Bryant, with his hurt pinkie finger is just crushing all of the competition that comes his way, as you can see by this photo posted on Hollyscoop.com-this would be in their sports section. Bryant, a man who can look cool even in a purple uniform seems to be giving the old “What you looking at man, this is my ball now…get your own-” to the members of the Sacramento Kings, who walked away in a sort of royal defeat, if you will. Bryant was apparently quoted as saying, “It’s better than hearing cowbells” in response to the plethora of Sacramento fans at the game shouting “M-V-P! at L.A.’s star player.
In actuality I’m not exactly sure what he meant by that. Is it that great to hear the jingling of cowbells? I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ve been to Switzerland and standing in the alps sipping hot chocolate amongst wildflowers, while the only sounds in the distance are cowbells is quite an appealing circumstance. However I’m not sure that it could be described as “music to my ears.” Bryant was also quoted as saying, “I don’t got to worry about nobody poisoning my burger now. I can eat in peace.” I won’t get started on grammar-but obviously the man likes cows. See the Lakers play their next game and bring a cowbell along with your pair of Los Angeles Lakers tickets.